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Joke of the Day

"The doctor gave a man six months to live. And when he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him six more."

"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure."

"To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce"

"Anytime someone loses something in the office HR doesn't ask if anyone's seen it, they just send out an email that says ""Give it back Josh"""

"Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit? He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats."

"Why is it called a living room? Don't we live in every room?"

"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""

"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."

"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."

"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"