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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst thing a Jewish father can buy for his daughter? An easy bake oven!"
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"Just once, I'd like to open up my refrigerator and find cartoon versions of my favorite foods arguing over which one of them is healthier."
"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"
"Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... They were eating out of the palm of my hands."
"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."
"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech"
"General Contractor: Don't worry ma'am, everything will be ready, we'll have the scaffolding set up and erected. Me: *mutes phone* hahahahaha"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"
"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"
"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."