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Joke of the Day

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Always been a family favourite."

"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!"""

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"ATTENTION : All position for stupid people in my life ,have been filled ,no more applicants need apply. Thank You !"

"Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state."

"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."

"My dog has figured out I'm Chinese. He totally tried to make a run for it. Silly dog, I'm not going to eat you until I train a replacement."

"How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?? - hold a bingo !!"