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Joke of the Day
"Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman."
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"Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son ""in front of the world."" Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology."
"I used to be friends with a lot of metalheads. But then, gradually, our relationships got a little bit rusty."
"waiter and customer Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."
"*sees lawn gnome cartwheel into room* *calls to renew prescription*"
"We come into this world with nothing... Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>"
"A Good Lawyer Knows the Law A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds."
"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."