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Joke of the Day

"Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman."

"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""

"If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, ""Nature photographs."" Thanks."

"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"

"Context is Everything The irony."

"Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over"

"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"