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Joke of the Day

"A cop just knocked on my front door. He told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike. Told the cop it wasn't my dog, he doesnt even own a bike."

"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!"

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"What's it like to have a social life? Asking for a friend."

"I saw a midget carrying a TV to his car I asked him: ""Do you need some help carrying that plasma?"" He said: ""Fuck off asshole, it's an iPad"""

"A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, ""Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??"" The pirate responds, ""tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"""

"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."

"Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC? Adam and Eve"

"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"