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Joke of the Day

"Why do all dads have huge dicks? Because the kids have tiny hands."

"What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!"

"2 hunters walk into a bar... ...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'"

"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"

"I feel sorry for my testicles. They can't even hang out without being judged."

"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."

"What is the difference between a cock and a penis? A cock is an animal. Penis is a male sexual organ."

"""Hey, somebody said..."" [Joke here (vine)](/https://vine.co/v/eAzYADExnIO)"

"""I deleted that tweet because I've really grown as a writer in the past 7 minutes and it's just not up to my current standards"""

"Autocorrect just turned ""stepdaughter"" into ""lying manipulative drug addict that lives in the basement and brings dudes in thru the slider"""