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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man?.. How can you breath through that thing."
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"Me: [stands under majestic tree watching leaves fall] This is beautiful [2 hours later buried under a mountain of leaves] you piece of shit"
"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
"[At Mexican Restaurant] Me:asks for food to be spicy hot Waitress: how hot? Me: Waitress:my people hot or your people hot"
"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."
"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."
"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."
"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now."
"I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time."
"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."