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Joke of the Day
"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."
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"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."
"If there's a sock on my doorknob... It means I'm having sex with the other one."
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."
"Going as a hashtag for Halloween so everybody ignores me."
"I lost my rutabaga I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere."
"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."
"Just tried to even up my sideburns and now I'm a hairless cat."
"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"
"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."