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Joke of the Day

"I went up to a sexy girl in a bar. I said, ""Would you like to come back to my place?"" ""I think you should ask my boyfriend first."" she smiled. I said, ""No thanks. I'm not gay."""

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"In a meeting. Can I go first? Thanks. Gets up and leaves."
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