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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."

"Remember, in a few days this'll be last year."

"Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox."

"What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers. ICES ASSASINS... (isis pun).."

"If Hitler made a Microphone company... ...it'd be called ""The Third Mic""."

"I forgot :( Whilst climbing in the roof space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I'd forgotten last year. Such a shame - they would have loved that puppy."

"Fertilizer Plant Explosion This fertilizer sucks, all these plants are dead!"

"How many dead hookers do you need to change a light bulb? Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark"

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."

"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."