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Joke of the Day

"I spent the whole night trying to solve a math problem... and then it dawned on me."

"Two rabbits are getting it down one afternoon the one rabbit says to the other ""This is fun, wasn't it?'"

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""

"My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator where I couldn't reach them. And leave chemicals under the sink."

"ME: *taking their hand* It's okay. We all struggle with connecting. RABBID RACCOON: *hissing & desperately trying to wrench its hand free*"

"What does a gay guy say when he can't remember? I faggot"

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""