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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house."

"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"

"What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground? I don't know man, I just fly the drone"

"TIFU by punching out my brother Oops, wrong sib"

"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley... one was assaulted."

"Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me: Let's do something that will look great here but I'll have no chance of replicating at home"

"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."

"Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable."

"How do you know Moby Dick was a gay whale? Because he was trying to swallow the sea men..."