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Joke of the Day

"Why would two melons in love hate their parents? Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=|......='("

"Terrorists are so slutty They'll blow on the first date"

"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."

"I tear the plastic off of dry cleaning with the same intensity Hulk Hogan ripped off his tiny yellow tanktops."

"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."

"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."

"Why did the cellphone go to court? Because it was charged with battery. Thank you, I'll be here all night... Finals week needs to end."

"In some ways it's sucks that we are smart enough to understand the futility of life. But luckily we're also smart enough to invent alcohol."

"Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware."

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."