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Joke of the Day
"What did the redditor do to a post? He rEDDITed it. I'll leave."
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"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline."
"Why don't ghosts have legs? Because they're so white the can't dance."
"How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly."
"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""
"Before & after marriage Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,"
"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."
"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"