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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."

"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."

"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but an extra 15 to repost."

"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"

"[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider."

"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"What do you call not wanting to reminisce? No-stalgia."

"Lame, But funny. What did the traffic light say to the car? . . ""Don't look, I am changing"" Hahahaha XD"

"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."