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Joke of the Day

"Now responding to all ""hello"" DMs with ""Adele?"""

"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?"

"Hey, I heard someone is writing a book about your life. Guess who the author is? J.K. ROFLING, because your life is a joke."

"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."

"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team."

"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."

"What will fast food workers say in Trump's Amerika? Arbeit Macht Freis with that?"

"I think my brother is addicted to huffing paint. It's written all over his face."

"What do a dead vibrator and a moving bus have in common? You can't get off."