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Joke of the Day

"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."

"Did you hear about the bastard frog? It was a tad unexpected."

"How do you tell when a girl really wants you? When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse."

"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."

"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"

"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil"

"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"

"I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis."

"I before e except after c Weird science"