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Joke of the Day
"What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep? Salt."
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"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."
"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"
"Police officer: what'd you take, you're sweating, shaking and going crazy.... Perp: nothing sir, just searching for The Lord!"
"You are my methods. I am nothing without you."
"What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis? Massage a knee."
"Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in store for a wild December"
"67 ha ha ha 68 ha ha ha 69 HA HA HA OH MY GOD HA HA HA I'M DYING - Why Sesame Street never lets The Count get that far on air"
"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"
"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."