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Joke of the Day
"So Hitler writes a porno... It's title: *Mein Kampfidential*"
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"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."
"I told a little white lie... or a little black lie, because all lies matter"
"Football is like Sex your mom sucks at both"
"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."
"I got a call from Egypt today. They tried to get me involved in a pyramid scheme. (Credit to my wife for this one)"
"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."
"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."
"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"
"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."