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Joke of the Day
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Smallpox and genocide."
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"Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!"
"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"
"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."
"I used to hokey pokey But now I turned myself around"
"Him: How does my football throw look to you? Me: Like you're good at science..."
"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"
"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""
"How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully"
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."