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Joke of the Day
"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."
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"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."
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"After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is"
"Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks."
"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"
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