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Joke of the Day
"What?s green and fluffy and comes from mars? A martian-mellow"
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"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car. I guess everything happens for a raisin."
"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"
"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"
"What do ducks smoke? Quack."
"The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais."
"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."
"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."