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Joke of the Day

"All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme"

"Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich."

"How many girls does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, you tell me."

"How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now? Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to..."

"The thing I love about baseball is that it has all the excitement of football, packed into 162 4 hour games."

"Test post, do not click. You suck at following directions."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Failed Hallmark card: I'm sorry I stabbed you with a fork when you leaned in to kiss me. I thought you were going to take my taco."

"When I was young, my dad told me chocolate milk came from brown cows. I really envied little black breastfed babies after that."

"Carrots are good for your eyes but they hurt when I put them in."