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Joke of the Day

"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"what is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's latest award? Tripod of the year."

"I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree That's a bunch of B.S."

"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."

"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."

"Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery."

"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"Sometimes you have to choose between what is hard and what is easy Luckily for you I'm both right now"

"I hate toilet seats... They're all assholes."

"I want to name my next pet Peeve."