123011
Joke of the Day
"Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches."
Next Joke
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Banana"
"How can you waste food when there are starving children in...ew onions."
"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."
"Is fapping while high hijacking? Or is it weed whacking?"
"Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson? Because he was home alone."
"Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin looks over and goes ""man, it's really hot in here."" The second muffin replies ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"Most guys propose with a diamond but if you're really smart give her an onion ring that way if she says no you still have a snack."