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Joke of the Day

"I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure... ...I'm a master baiter"

"There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones."

"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"

"Hey girl, are you a fire alarm? Cause you're fucking annoying."

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."

"Did you hear Victoria entered a boxing tournament where the grand prize was a sex change? I heard she came out the Victor"

"Do u know why all the pills are white colored? Because they work"

"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."