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Joke of the Day
"I don't like referencing not et al."
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"What do you call ice cream that robs a bank? Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit."
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."
"It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry."
"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."
"*muttered from inside a bear* ""Go hiking,"" they said."
"I'll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube but I'll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can't reach the remote."
"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""
"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."