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Joke of the Day
"I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it"
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"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- ""why the long face?"".... The horse then replies: ""I found out I have AIDS."""
"Daughter: Mom, there's a man outside. Me: Get the net!"
"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"
"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"
"How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb shouldn't need to change in order for society to accept it."
"Why don't many Greek men move to other countries? They don't want to leave their brothers behind"
"What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England? baroque"
"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"
"there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies"