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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat? Uncle Bens rice."
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"How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair? You flip it upside down."
"I play my women like I play the cello. I don't play the cello."
"An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps. Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down."
"Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products.."
"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"
"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"
"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"
"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"
"What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !"