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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil? Insufficient funds."

"Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank."

"I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring. All I did was moon a school bus."

"Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich. genie: granted. what is your second wish? rich: i want lots of money."

"ME: I hate him with 1/16th of the fibers of my being GUY: Not every fiber? ME: I hate alot of people. I'm not wasting all my fibers on 1 guy"

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"

"So I organized a threesome last night! ...there were a couple no shows, but I really enjoyed myself."

"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."

"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."

"I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me? That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours."