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Joke of the Day

"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"<a pigeon with a message lands on my arm> NEW ARM WHO DIS"

"What does a jewish pedophile say to a kid Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"

"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"

"What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!"

"Riding in the car with a chiropractor... ... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... ""I'm not driving us under there! You wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!?"""

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."

"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."