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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? You can skip it."

"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."

"What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common? They both plat no more."

"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"

"What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? Duck!"

"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"

"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"You can't force someone to love you. All you can do is hire a panda suit and wait outside their window reading sonnets."

"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."