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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? You can skip it."
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"How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?"
"A good pun is its groan reward!"
"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."
"I'm depressive and suicidal, though I have great news! I have terminal cancer! :D"
"A guy told me he wanted to go to a costume party dressed as an Italian island. I told him, ""Ah, don't be Sicily."""
"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."
"Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer."
"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"
"With a wheelchair, everyday is Halloween! Children are scared of you, adults try to guess what you are, and the elderly just give you candy! Paraphrased from the wonderful Zach Anner"