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Joke of the Day

"It's so sweet that curtains spend all day as far apart as possible.. but then get back together at night because they're scared of the dark."

"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"

"What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th."

"Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles..."

"A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine."

"The chicken and the road of doom Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know kernel sanders got him. R.i.p. lil' chicken"

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"

"Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them."

"When Chuck Norris bowls, he moves the Earth so the pins will hit the ball"

"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."