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Joke of the Day

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"

"Hotel beds are often all the proof I need that Satan owns a mattress factory."

"No matter how kind you are german kids are Kinder"

"How do you know humans can't reincarnate as insects? You've ever gotten one bug bite not on your crotch (or tits)."

"What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood? Pilot season"

"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"

"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."

"Women want to be equal to men in every aspect except dating. You all want the same positions in the rest of the world but still expect to be wined and dined. How about steaks and bjs for the guys."

"On our third date, my girlfriend told me that she was bisexual. I broke it off with her because I definitely need sex more than every two weeks."

"I like my women like I like my games.. ..pay to play."