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"i have 1 queston for u what are thoooose"
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"How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark (im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)"
"""How would you describe yourself, Plain Bagel?"" ""Hmm. Well, it's hard to think of a term other than 'bullshit'."" ""I agree, Plain Bagel."""
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."
"""Hello?"" ""Hi it's me"" ""Oh hi me"""
"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side."
"Why did my sperm cross the road? Because my wife wore the wrong socks."
"What do you call an old parallelogram? A parrallelo-gran"
"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."