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Joke of the Day

"i have 1 queston for u what are thoooose"

"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"

"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"

"I've always had trouble with school, but at least I could always make my friends laugh. I'm 25% funny and 85% bad at math."

"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"

"Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive"

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? One of them doesn't throw a fit when triggered."

"So they've announced Taken 3..... So they've announced that they're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think that Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills are a bit shit!"

"Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult."

"How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house? Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway."