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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? Pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."
"Four Polish men die in a car accident Two in the actual crash and two more in the reenactment."
"S&M ""Fuck me till it hurts."" *slap* ""Well, that was easy."""
"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."
"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."
"I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one."
"ITALIAN MUSTACHES WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."
"Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? There were many knights."