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Joke of the Day
"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"
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"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"
"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"
"A good friend of mine drowned the other day We put a life jacket on his coffin, it's what he would have wanted."
"What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole."
"What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head? You don't want to look down."
"What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection? ""Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"""
"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"
"Since I'm home alone tonight, I'm carrying around the biggest kitchen knife I could find. You know, to stab any murderers who come for me."
"My friend tried to light a cop car on fire. He threw 99 Bananas..."