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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no right legs? Lean beef."
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"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."
"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."
"Guy cut me off & I shouted, ""you are unable to pleasure your wife. OR HUSBAND."" Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive."
"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."
"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"Putting my grades up for adoption... Because I can't raise them."
"What shoes do roosters wear? Chickenstocks"
"Well, you see, there is something wrong with my friend... He spawns the pink eyes, and he doesn't catch it from other people... He just gives it to himself... Then spread it."
"What's the Difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? One's $2.50 and the Other's Under a Buck!"