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Joke of the Day
"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"
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"What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause? He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*"
"Mommy, what are these? ""Put them back they are sleeping pills!"" Oh, then you shouldn't yell ""Why?"" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP"
"What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito? Human beans"
"What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste"
"What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I'm just here so I won't get fined."
"I entered 10 puns into a pun contest in the hope that one would win... But no pun-in-ten did."
"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"
"Honey Boo Boo changes name to Sugar Scab."
"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"