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Joke of the Day

"DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky."

"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."

"Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman"

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler I'm so sorry..."

"Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary? He ran out of patients."

"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"Henry IV got injured while bowling. One could say that he, Bolingbroke, while bowling, broke."

"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"

"[Meeting girlfriend's parents] Me: Well Mrs. Ashford, I can see where Elle gets her good looks! <Mr. Ashford sulks the rest of dinner>"