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Joke of the Day

"DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky."

"We have much to learn about the fabric of space-time. But we know you can't make a decent sweater out of it. Too scratchy."

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""

"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"

"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."

"Today my engineering final exam friend please pray for me all is well. hhhhhhhhhh it's joke my wife birth a baby so it's my engineering"

"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"

"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."

"9/10 Redditors are idiots I'm glad to be the 1%"