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Joke of the Day
"Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme"
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"A man asked his mother ""How will I ever find the right woman?"" She replied ""Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."""
"I'm starting to think my Girlfriend doesn't like me anymore. Last time we talked on the phone.. she told me she had to go cause there was a telemarketer on the other line"
"Do dogs know about light switches? Or do they think we all just have personalities that literally light up a room?"
"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."
"What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!"
"Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle... The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up."
"This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground."
"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"
"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"