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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?"

"What kind of joke is the best joke? The one shoved up your ass. (As told by my adorable and naughty 7 year old)."

"3 Chinese mens Name Chu,Bu and Fu went to America illegally They decided to change their names to sound American Chu change his name to Chuck,Bu change his name to Buck and Fu got sent back to China"

"When someone tells me they're a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: ""wow your parents must've yelled at you to do your homework a lot"""

"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"

"Having sex while drunk is like trying to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm"

"[God Creating Dads] God: Ah, yes. Think I'm done Dads: Hi Done, we're Dads! God: Dads: God: *creates the adjustable thermostat*"

"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."

"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"

"What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches? Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo"