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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the difference between camping and molestation? No? In that case, do you want to go camping this weekend?"

"I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup... I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can."

"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."

"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."

"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."

"Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper."

"What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims? Allahuh Snackbar"

"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."

"A woman saying ""I'm not mad at you"" is like a dentist saying ""You won't feel a thing."""

"A protected acct with 0 followers just followed me. Mom, is that you?"