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Joke of the Day
"What is a firewalker's favorite snack? Tostitos."
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"What has two heads and six legs? Nirvana"
"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."
"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."
"What does E.T stand for? Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry."
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."
"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""
"Q: What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? A: Patty O'Furniture."
"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."
"Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage"