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Joke of the Day
"How do they make Holy Water? They boil the hell out of it."
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"My friend asked me ""if you could have any super power in the world, what would it be?"" I said Cold War Russia."
"I'm against plastic surgery, but it's also horrifying what people are supposed to really look like."
"All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane."
"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"Why don't I like trees? They look kinda shady to me"
"Did you hear about the woman who hotboxed her burqa? She got stoned"
"If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?"
"Her: See ya later alligator! Me: *slithers into swamp*"
"I could've been a boxer, like my father. He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery"