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Joke of the Day

"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"

"My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk? A: BOO-Bees! And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times."

"What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind"

"Most embarrassing thing a human being can experience is publicly unrequited love. Second is having the noisy grocery cart."

"You all need to stop worrying about Trump becoming the next president... There's no way he's moving into a smaller house in a black neighborhood!"

"Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral? They're scared he'll try to dive in the box."

"What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside."

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."

"Teacher: ""What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"" Student: ""Baseballs."" Teacher: ""Baseballs?"" Student: ""Yeah they were Cleveland Indians!"""

"Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food."