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Joke of the Day

"""Hey you know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat, let's add an extra slice of bread?"" - Inventor of club sandwich"

"I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having."

"What do you get with breaking news? News casts"

"""Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them."" - Archeologist who discovers the Internet"

"What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? I forget"

"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"

"Reddit's future"

"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."

"I used to believe that I had MPD. But I convinced my other self that I didn't."

"My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel. I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome."