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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."
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"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"
"I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun."
"Mother: What do you mean the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit."
"What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"Monogamy First, do no harem."
"COP: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."""
"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"
"A racist joke Donald Trump"
"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."