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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court."
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"Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can't sleep with a light on"
"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."
"TT: At sunday dinner I like to perform an impromptu puppet show with the roast chicken. This week it's my interpretation of Die Hard 2."
"There are only two certain things in computer programming life... death and syntax (end)."
"People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?"
"What do you call a brony in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors."