120732
Joke of the Day
"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."
Next Joke
"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too."
"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."
"An irashman walks out of a bar..."
"My superpower is understanding iPhone text typos."
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated."
"Blackman: I hate these crackers in my soup! I prefer white bread."
"When the step kids start talking shit, I like to remind them that I am totally boning their mom."
"How did Jared lose 40lbs? He dumped his girlfriend."
"A man brought a dead animal onto a plane... When the flight attendant asked what he was doing, he simply replied, ""It's my carrion luggage!"""