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Joke of the Day

"Federal Express is to merge with United Parcel Services The resulting company will be called Federal United Parcels Or FedUp for short"

"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."

"Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she."

"What happens when a soviet and a german have a child? I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast."

"What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? They both shower after 3 periods."

"I was born a Catholic Which came as a big surprise to my parents who were both protestants. Source: Irish actor Michael Redmond (Fr. Stone in Fr. Ted) on 'An Irishman Abroad' podcast."

"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"

"Know why Jedi don't get married? Because they know divorce will be with them. Always."

"I tried to convince the grape that she had dried out... But I just couldn't raisin with her. I'll see myself out."

"Interviewer: So, Floyd can you give us amateurs some tips in the ring? Floyd: It's all about speed and quick reaction time- This Joke has been removed by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment'"